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2026 — A petition asked Parliament to knight Pep Guardiola. It was rejected.

One of countless wishes submitted to the UK Parliament's petitions.
Logged 2026-06-15 05:00:00 (JST)
A petition asked Parliament to knight Pep Guardiola. It was rejected.

A petition on the UK Parliament's petitions site asked that the football manager Pep Guardiola be given a knighthood.

Anyone may submit one; those failing the criteria are rejected before publication. This one was rejected.

Among petitions rejected around the same time were one to remove the Prime Minister and appoint the cat Larry as interim PM, and one to ban three or more people queueing in a single line at a pub (except before the women's toilet, and when dancing the conga).

The reasons for rejection are not given individually.

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